shmidny:

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

(via enbypoloka)

kelgrid:

kelgrid:

kelgrid:

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

(via enbypoloka)

vdkaiero:

*me, to my own mind* can u like s h u t the fuck up for once

(via spirritellie)

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

(via humorous-german)

thighetician:

jackmeatington:

iwam-swim:

dads secrets vs daughter secrets

She live as fuck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

(via may)

suprememooselord:

queef-king:

misselizajanes:

it’s official velma dinkley started the mommy kink back in 2004

*Velma voice* “Kinkies!”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

supermantights:

starinyourhand:

hungry-skin-vacant-meat:

resilienceofabee:

Emotional Labor: What It Is and How To Do It

via

Celine Loup

whoa

Girl is in charge.

I thought this might be irrelevant to me but it’s got great advice on what to do when someone ignores something that you tell them repeatedly that you hate/makes you uncomfortable/feel like shit

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

disregardcanon:

mrgaretcarter:

mrgaretcarter:

aloohra:

poseidont:

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

(via sorry)

sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

(via hotboyproblems)

cathugging:

matching icons for you and your friends

(via thatfunnyguy)

microcroft:

xekstrin:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

#if youre a vegetarian that tries to feed your carnivore pets a vegetarian diet im feeding you to my cats

I am also a vegetarian, and I also support that message.

(Source: a8sconds, via wizardshark)

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

walking into the water gym with an electric type

I just found this almost 5 year old post my brother made me make and I think it deserves some credit

(via mum-thinks-im-cool)

automatically:

when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”

(via volcainist)